Roo turned down the car radio. “Do rappers realize that some of their lyrics make no sense?”
“You mean when Chingy raps that he likes, ‘black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian, like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian?”
“Even Asian?”
I opened my purse and pulled out a ziploc bag. “But that’s not even close to Mase rapping, ‘Young, black and famous, with money hanging out the anus.”
“No. The best is Dre’s ‘Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin.'”
I laughed, tearing the soda bread bun in two and handing a half to Roo. “What does that even mean?!”
Roo grabbed the bun and shrugged, “At least they’re direct, even if it doesn’t make sense. Like Chris Brown singing, ‘I’m gonna make you wet the bed.’ Class act.”
“Ugh, who says stuff like that!?” I groaned, “I still can’t believe Rihanna’s back with He Who Must Not Be Named.”
“Did you just compare Chris Brown to Voldemort?”
“I’m convinced he appears like Beetlejuice if you say his name three times.”
“That’s how I feel about Kesha.”
“You mean you don’t like to feel ‘like a sabertooth tiger, sipping on a warm Budweiser?'”
Roo turned the radio back up. “I want my ring back.”