I’m an asshole to sleep with.
I steal the sheets. Sometimes I snore. I drool. Excessively. And I totally hog the bed.
On several occasions Roo has found me in…
the “Vitruvian Man,”
and what Roo likes to call, “the Captain Morgan.”
Did I mention that I’m notorious for shoving people out of “my space?” Like, onto the floor?
Yup, Roo is lucky to be with me.
And by lucky, I mean I bribe him with waffles for breakfast. Waffles totally make up for being pushed out of the bed, right?