Baked Baby Artichokes with Crunchy Scallion Breadcrumbs

“Hello Monkey! Hello Stink!” Roo said as he walked into the apartment.

“You will not believe what happened in yoga today,” I said, calling out from the kitchen.

Roo dropped his messenger bag on the floor and took off his shoes, “What happened?”

“There was a girl,” I paused, “moaning.”

Roo laughed, “Sounds hot.”

“No! No it was terrible.” I said, ripping the outer artichoke leaves off in frustration.  ”It was like I was trapped in a porno movie.”

“It couldn’t have been that bad.”

“It was!” I said, dipping another artichoke into the acidulated water. I removed it and gave it a good shake. “It was so distracting,” I continued, grabbing and ripping the leaves off. “Shit!”

“What’s wrong?”

“I stabbed myself with a thorn.”

Roo came into the kitchen and gently took my hand into his. He looked down at the tip of my ring finger and then back up at me. “You’ll live.”

“I know. I’m just…” I said, taking back my hand, “I couldn’t relax.”

“Maybe you just misheard her.”

“How can I mishear -” I started, then proceeded to moan as I heard in class.

“Like I said, sounds hot.”

“You cannot be serious.”

“Since when did you get all uptight about yoga? Isn’t it about being connected with your true self or something?”

“Perhaps. But my true self isn’t someone who listens to a porn track for 90 minutes.”

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Baked Falafel

This is basically the second part to the Falafel Nachos post I wrote up yesterday.

Falafel is typically deep fried; a reason why I don’t eat it very often, despite a great restaurant serving it on a daily basis near my workplace.

However, when find myself at home craving the crunchy, creamy chickpea ball filled with bold spices, I bake it.

That’s not a typo, I do bake it.

It’s quick to make, as you throw all the ingredients in a food processor to be chopped and combined.  The mixture is then rolled into balls, placed on a greased cookie sheet, flattened and then baked in the oven.

Bright lemon, earthy cumin and aromatic cilantro, encapsulated by a soft, pleasant crunch, makes it a tasty snack or even better, a great component of your nachos for game day.

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Quinoa Patties

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this past week, you’re aware that the Bruins won the Stanley Cup last Wednesday.  And this past Saturday, Boston held the championship parade.

Roo and I were unable to see the parade (he has been waiting for the Bs to win the cup since he was traumatized by their last playoff game years ago) as he had to attend an all day bachelor party and I had to go to work.  That, unfortunately, didn’t mean I missed out on experiencing the Bruins fans.

I decided to take public transportation to work – as I usually do during the week – to avoid the mess of road closures.  I don’t know if that was the best decision I made…

Around 11:30 I took the bus to Kenmore station, and the ride was surprisingly quiet.  My guess was that most of the fans had left very early so they could get a spot right up against the road to cheer their team on as they rolled by.  Park Street however, was a different story.

Walking down the stairs to get to the red line, there was this sound, a sound I can only describe as the scene from the movie Gladiator, when the men are walking up the ramp only to hear a roar from the crowd beyond the wooden doors.  And yellow!  The platform was packed with Bruins fans, in their yellow and black shirts, shouting words like, “Bruins,” “Cup,” “Yeah!,” and other things that I couldn’t make out because it was so loud.  The majority of them appeared to be in their early twenties, and, wasted.  At the base of the stairs MBTA employees were yelling at those who walked down (and then clustered in front of them), to move down the platform to make room for everyone.  But there really wasn’t any room left.  The normally cool underground subway station, was overcrowded, humid, and smelled of sweat.  And beer.

How we all managed to get onto the train, still boggles my mind, but for some reason karma disliked my getting a seat.  I only had to go one stop, but not a minute after we moved, I got elbowed on the bridge of my nose.

That’s right.

It honestly happened all to quickly for me to even block the hit, but there was a scuffle amongst – I think – friends (who were drunk).

When I got home after work I just wanted something comforting to eat (for me and my now roman nose), with little time at the stove as it was quite warm out.  I threw quinoa in the rice cooker, and thumbed through a new favorite cookbook of mine, Super Natural Everyday.

I never had quinoa until I started reading the author’s blog.  And now quinoa is something Roo requests, which is especially rewarding because I never thought that the boy from “the most Irish town in America” would ever eat something that wasn’t a normal side to chicken or beef.  But that’s my own crow I have to chew on.

Adapted, just a little, from Super Natural Everyday

I didn’t make them super round and all pretty, probably because I was feeling a bit ugly myself, but they truly are delicious.  Crispy on the outside from being pan fried with a bit of oil, a tiny bite from the onion, with creaminess from the egg, parmesan and garlic; it’s just what you need when you’re having an off day.

Serves Four as a Side, Generously

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Ingredients

About two cups cooked quinoa

4 large egg whites (you can use 4 eggs – I can’t because of Roo, *note: this will also create a more sturdy mixture as the egg yolks I find are a better binder)

1/8 teaspoon fine sea salt (I use Diamond brand)

1 large onion diced

1/2 cup parmesan cheese grated

4 cloves of garlic, minced (I love garlic, but if you’re not as big of a fan, use 3)

1 cup panko

1 – 2 teaspoons of crushed red pepper flake (this little something really adds to the dish, if heat scares you, start with half a teaspoon)

3 tablespoons olive oil (for the pan)

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Equipment

One large bowl

One large saute pan with cover (if you don’t have a cover, it’s ok, I have forgotten to cover the pan and it’s worked out just fine)

A spatula

A pair of tongs or another spatula (to flip the patties)

A sharp knife

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I find that cooking a half cup of quinoa yields about two cups of quinoa.  In a pot add half a cup of quinoa and one cup of water to a boil.  Reduce the heat so that the contents simmer for around 20 minutes or until the quinoa opens up.  The quinoa will reveal a little curly cue tail (like a spiral) and it will be soft to chew (softer than cooked barley).  Drain any remaining liquid and set aside to cool to room temperature.  If you have a rice cooker, throw the quinoa in, adding the water to the “white rice” 0.5 cup level, and press quick cook.

Add quinoa, egg whites and salt to the large bowl and combine with spatula.  Add the onion and garlic, parmesan cheese, panko and crushed red pepper flake. Fold in all the ingredients till combined (it’s going to make a pretty sticky “batter”).  Pour the olive oil into the pan and set the burner on medium heat.  As the oil starts to warm, make your patties.  I like to grab about a palmful of “batter,” and roll it in between my hands, flattening it down before putting it into the pan.  Hopefully by the time you finish your first patty, the oil will start to shimmer.

Place the first patty in the pan.  If the pan is hot enough, the patty shouldn’t fall apart.  (I have found when using egg whites that the patty tends to fall apart in the pan if it isn’t hot enough.)  Then, keep going, making patties, and placing them in the pan, one by one.  (In my pan, I can fit all of them.)  Without crowding them, fit as many as you can.  Cover the pan (if you can, if you don’t have a cover, that’s fine, it just may take longer) and cook for 7 to 10 minutes.  You want the patties to be deeply browned (browned = ohmygoodness, who cares if I was hit in the nose).  Flip the patties with your tongs/spatula and then press the patties down to flatten them out even more (believe in the browning!).  Cook for another 5 to 10 minutes until golden brown.  Remove the patties from the pan and let cool on a couple paper towels.  Repeat the above steps with any remaining “batter.”

Almond and Panko Crusted Chicken

With an unexpected extension of winter, come meals that try to satisfy that umami craving I just can’t shake.

As well as wanting to spoon whoever or whatever is in my vicinity.

It seems winter brings out our need for creature comforts. I love to sit on the sofa and read an old favorite or two.  They’re easily found in their special spot on the bookshelf; pages dog-eared, almost torn it’s so well-read.  A good cup of tea is the only requirement, steeped with milk, and sipped while your feet are curled up underneath you.

Today I reached for an standby  - A Homemade Life – and paused.  Piled on top of it were three issues of Cooks Illustrated that I  never got to.

I received a complimentary subscription to Cooks Illustrated after contributing (due to the brilliance of the Alec Baldwin promo) to NPR this year.

I finally decided it was time to start reading them, despite the stigma.  I always thought of America’s Test Kitchen and related brands to be directed towards grannies sitting at home, knitting some horrid pastel afghan for their soon-to-be unlucky relative.  But, I a secret to share with you:

I love ATK.

Despite Chris Kimball’s freakishly small hands.

I cannot believe I waited this long to get into Cooks Illustrated, because they are incredibly insightful.  And with this new found knowledge of various kitchen equipment ratings to articles trying to find the best possible way to make a certain recipe (chewy fudgy brownies? yes please!), I was able to make a dinner, that I think is my new winter favorite.

I’ll share the first half of it in this post, the second (barley risotto with wilted greens), is still in the works.  But seeing how I love to procrastinate as much as I enjoy eating cake for breakfast, it may take another day (or more) for me to get around finishing it.

Adapted Just A Little, from Cooks Illustrated

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Ingredients

2 chicken breasts

A fork

2 pinches of coarse sea salt

1 large egg

1 tablespoon dijon mustard

1/2 cup all purpose flour

3/4 cup whole almonds

3/4 cup panko

1 teaspoon dried thyme

1 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper (I love it spicy, but if you hate the burn, I mean, flavor, start with 1/8 teaspoon)

2 tablespoons olive oil

Equipment

Food processor

1 small bowl

Whisk

4 plates (or 4 pieces of aluminum foil with the edges folded up so that they are able to keep the contents from expelling onto your work surface)

1 medium skillet

Spatula

Cookie sheet lined with non-stick aluminum foil (you can also use a wire rack, to ensure the bottom of the chicken is also crispy, but a lot of people don’t have this piece of equipment, including myself)

2 paper towels

Place the oven rack into the middle of the oven and preheat to 350F.

Place four plates on a table in a row, with the intent to hold your ingredients in the following order: 1) chicken breasts, 2) flour, 3) egg with mustard, 4) almond/panko crumb mix.  At the end of the line, place the cookie sheet lined with non-stick aluminum foil.

Place the chicken breasts onto the first plate.  Poke the chicken breasts multiple times with the fork.  Season with one pinch of  coarse sea salt per breast.  Put back in the refrigerator, until it’s time to coat them.

Add flour to the third plate.

Put almonds into the food processor and pulse 3 seconds at a time, about 10 times.  Be sure to keep an eye on it, as you do not want almond butter.  What you’re looking for is a coarse ground.  My food processor is old and the blades are a bit dull, so yours may take less time to grind the almonds down to the desired consistency.  Cooks Illustrated instructed 20 one second pulses, but the grind was no where close to where it needed to be.  Again, my food processor is sad and old.

On medium heat, add olive oil to a medium skillet.  When the oil starts to shimmer, add ground almonds and panko crumbs.  Stir until golden brown, about 5 – 7 minutes.  Take off heat and add thyme and cayenne pepper.  Stir to combine, then pour contents of pan onto the fourth plate.

Break the egg into a small bowl and whisk until homogeneous.  Add dijon mustard and whisk in.  Pour contents of bowl onto the first plate.

Take the chicken out of the refrigerator and place at the beginning of your plate line.  Pat the chicken dry with a paper towel.  With one hand, dip one chicken breast into the flour, taking care to cover both sides.  Shake the excess off, then dip the chicken into the egg mixture, making sure that the whole chicken is covered with your adhesive (egg).  Hold the chicken breast up, above the plate containing the egg mixture, and allow the excess to drip off.  Finally, coat the chicken breast with the panko/almond mixture.  Place the crusted chicken onto the lined cookie sheet and repeat the previous steps with the second chicken breast.

With the other hand (hopefully still clean) place the chicken into your preheated 350F oven and bake until the temperature of the thickest portion of the chicken is 160F.  In my oven, it takes about 30 minutes.  But I have an oven from the 60s.  And she’s cantankerous.  Very.

The first time I made this chicken,  I baked it for twenty minutes (per Cooks Illustrated instructions).  The first time I checked the temperature it was around 140F.  I placed it back into the oven and baked it for another 7 minutes.  The second time it still wasn’t at 160F, so I waited another five minutes.  Thankfully, around thirty minutes from the start it was ready.  But, again, my oven is a terror.  She lit on fire the first time I asked her to broil something.  True story.